While the Pastor rambled on about the great works of Jesus each and every Sunday, my mind would begin to drift toward unrelated nonsense. This is but a small snippet of my inner most thoughts as I waited patiently to be released from the prison known as Church.
The 2017, Roswell, New Mexico, UFO Conference.
World famous educators and experts (not really) from around the Chaves County area, converge for four days and three nights of discussion and debate on the topic of UFO investigation and abduction.
Daily lectures, interactive discussions and occasional lobotomies will be held in the main conference room of the fabulous Hotel Kuntz. Members are urged to book their rooms now to ensure receiving a suite without a camera in the bathroom. See below for a copy of this years schedule.
And don't forget to enter your name and bank account number at the front door to win one of six beautifully hand crafted tin foil fedoras.*
*Hotel Kuntz reserves the right to sell your banking information online