Fists flew as newly elected American president, Donald Trump and his wife Melania visited with Pope Francis on Tuesday at Vatican City. The trip marks the Presidents first over seas journey of his new administration.
Where did you learn to pray? At your fathers side? From the priest or nun who molested you? Wherever your knowledge of prayer lays, there is always room for improvement.
Prayer is the key to the chastity belt of God. It relieves our guilt when we've done wrong, reminds us we are worthless swine, and gives us something to do on the toilet, all for the glory of God.
Think back to when you were just a child. Perhaps you grew up wanting to be a world-class chimney sweep, or gynecologist to the stars. Perhaps you dreamt of changing the world, or starting your own business, or becoming so rich you could live in an underwater kingdom and ride a dolphin to work. So what happened to all those dreams?
The same thing that always happens.