I recently watched a debate on You Tube discussing weather or not Faith was a useful tool for life. The pro Faith side was argued clearly and respectfully by Yohannes Jejunum, M.D. (the M.D. in this case standing for, 'Master Dancer'). The unenviable position of having to argue against the proposition, was held by a fat, bald man, whom I could tell just by looking at, hated babies and beat his children with a soup can in a sock.
I'm confused. Today at lunch I received a stale fortune cookie that told me to be weary of strangers bearing gifts, yet the horoscope on the place matt told me I would be getting a wonderful surprise from an unknown admirer. I'm no Arthur Einstein , but even I could see the contradiction here. One of these two fortunes had to be wrong, so I did what any intelligent person in my position would do, I went to see my palm reader.
My cousin Martha is a skeptic, I am not. She has spent many years attempting to convince me that Angels don't exist, unicorns didn't really help to win the American Civil war, and love is just a chemical reaction in the brain. I listen respectfully when she speaks such nonsense, but am usually just trying to keep myself from slapping her in the brain. Martha is not the only person who's mind is lost to the reality of the spiritual realm, there is a blindness in this country that saddens my heart and withers my spirit.
First off, let me say that I AM aware GMO's do not kill babies (yet), but I wanted a flashy headline, and "O.J. Simpson, Not Guilty", was already taken. GMO's or, Genetically Modified something or others, are the worst scourge to hit the world since the Olsen twins. It is a process by which food is altered on a genetic level in order to change its cellular structure from something edible and beneficial, to a mutated aberration that causes a misalignment of Chakral energy. GMO's have also been said to cause impotence in men over 90, although it should be noted that this is something I just now made up.
For most of my life I have made a point of never leaving the house without a quartz crystal somewhere on my person. I have always loved how the healing energy of the quartz creates a barrier around my body that keeps disease and illness at bay. But I was recently diagnosed with a rare form of gingivitis that has caused me to loose most of my teeth and half of my pinky toe. The Dentist accused me of poor oral hygiene, which is ridiculous considering I brush my teeth at least once a week and never eat junk food on Thursdays.