I,___________________________________ , being of semi-sound mind and body, do hereby relinquishing ownership of my soul and give it freely over to Satan. I sign this pledge of my own volition and with full knowledge that doing so shall forever prevent me from riding the waterslides in Heaven, or playing air hockey with Jesus.
Welcome to the 2017 "Pits of Hell" brochure, your go to guide for dining, accommodations, tourist attractions, and so much more.
Explore 9 exciting levels of Hell that bring to life the misery and anguish of the damned through amazing attractions, entertainment and dining! With so much to do day and night, the Pits of Hell will have you rushing out to murder a stranger just so God will banish you to their exhilarating depths.