The skeptical community seems to be growing as well, just last week I over heard some people talking at a live sex show I was hosting. They were discussing the recent NASA mission to Pluto and how important it was to human history. At an appropriate lull in the conversation, I stepped in to inform them that the Pluto mission was not as significant as they believed, since I, and many others, had already been to Pluto using Astral Projection.
I explained the process by which we are able to launch our souls into space using water bomb sling shots, and how this type of space travel has been occurring since the Mayan's first visited Alpha Centauri using a trebuchet. As you can imagine, their reaction was one of utter disbelief. One of them even suggested that I should, "Go project myself in the ass", whatever that means. This is the typical attitude of the Skeptic. They seem to believe the only way to learn about the world is through rigours study and observation, completely neglecting a persons ability to understand the universe thru large handfuls of mushrooms and meditation.
My greatest fear is that one day the individuals who deny the reality of a spiritual realm, will out number those of us that know the truth, and they will take up arms to cut us down and wear our skins like a bath robe. I feel this is a legitimate concern, but I also have a way to prevent it.
It's not often I say, "You know, that Hitler guy had some good ideas", but he did. Don't get me wrong, I don't mean all of them were good, that hair cut for instance, was pathetic, but he sure knew how to dispose of trouble makers. If we could find a way to round up all the skeptics and put them in ovens, we could increase the amount of love in the world while simultaneously producing enough meat to feed several starving nations. However, I would absolutely insist that before being roasted, each person is hit on the head with a flower pot, to insure they feel no pain, after all, I'm not a monster.
Now, I'm sure there are going to be a few of you that find my idea slightly extreme, and I understand your trepidation, with every new idea comes a moment of hesitation. But I speak from personal experience when I say, after the first dozen murders you don't even think about it any more.
So this is a call to action directed at all people that are sick and tired of skeptical yo-yo's demanding all sorts of "proof" and "evidence" for what we know to be true in our hearts. Join me in this genocide for truth, and help return the world to a better time, when the earth was flat, and headaches were cured by drilling a hole in the skull.
Peace and Love to all