My goal here is simply to list a few of the many problems I have found in the theory of evolution, which you can keep in your debate quiver to fire down the throat of the next fat liar that tries to push the religion of evolution on you.
First of all, it's stupid. Next, if this actually was a fact of reality, like remote viewing or the alien space craft buried on the moon, there would be evidence for it. Sure, scientists claim that there is evidence, but when you ask to see it, you are directed to things like biology, paleontology, anthropology, geology, molecular biology, genetics, archaeology, cosmology, chemistry, thermodynamics, and a whole host of other branches of science, as if this is supposed to impress anybody. Evolution - 0, Me - 1
Did I mention it was stupid?
One of the main tenants of science is observation, yet evolution conveniently bypasses this with the idea of time. Time is their god, without which evolution does not work. It's a convenient excuse which is repeated at nausea by the "experts" in the field, but does not for a moment fool me. The explanation is, because evolution is such a slow process we are unable to actually see it occurring. However, I've done a little checking on Bing (I have a personal grudge with Google, so I refuse to use it), and I have found that the first "moving pictures" were created in 1878 by British photographer Eadweard Muybridge. The Origin Of Species was published in 1859, not long before, so had Darwin truly wanted to prove his hypothesis, he could have placed a camera on a bowl of fruit 137 years ago, and left it running till today, we could then play it back at high speed and watch a plum turn into Lady Ga Ga. This of course, did not happen and is still not being done today. Evolution - 0, Me - 2.
Lets just forget about the science for a moment and focus on logic. Ask yourself, when I eat a strawberry, is it cannibalism? When I cook up a nice chicken pot pie, should I go to jail for murder? Does eating a bunch of grapes constitute a holocaust? If the answer to any of these questions is "Yes", proceed to the nearest window and jump out. If the answer is "No", then you understand that people have never been anything other then people, and we should not pretend it could have been different. Evolution - 0, Me - 3
In conclusion I would just like to say to my ex-wife, that I'm sorry I slept with your sister, but I'd probably do it again if I could.