In November of 1994 my two year old nephew, Forrest Gump (his parents were big fans of the movie), received an Influenza shot from the same hospital he was born in. Today, Forrest Gump is in jail for urinating off a balcony, onto the head of the cultural attaché of Uganda.
In 1798 the English physician, Edward Jenner made the observation that milkmaids who had previously caught cowpox did not later catch smallpox. Using this knowledge he developed a vaccine which was the first of its kind. Today, Edward Jenner is dead.
These are just a few of the many examples regarding the negative repercussions that can occur because of vaccinations. Ill informed parents being fed the incomprehensible voodoo of science, have been duped into believing that squirting magic juice made from the same bacteria you find on any household plunger, into their child's arm, will somehow give them the ability to fight off the demons Satan unleashes upon their blood stream.
For the past hour, including bathroom breaks and naps, I have been reading everything I could get my hands on concerning this subject, and after carful deliberation mixed with several shots of Jägermeister, I have come to the conclusion that vaccinations are complete bull shit and the last episode of Seinfeld sucked.
An unbiased 2014 questionnaire devised by The Institute For Hating Vaccinations, was submitted to over one billion doctors in Canada, The United States, and parts of Qingdao, China. It found that the vast majority of doctors who administered vaccinations did not do so because the evidence in favor of there effectiveness was so strong, but because they enjoyed stabbing babies with sharp objects. It also concluded that 'over one billion doctors' did not exist. Dr. Mark Blackwell, an Austin, Texas-based pediatrician and proponent of vaccines, had a great deal to say on the subject in his popular book "Vaccinated For Life." Here are just a few highlights chosen at random to help make the point. "Vaccines.... redness.... death.... child.... coma.... about the author.... I... dislike... children." Although Dr. Blackwell espouses a pro vaccine stance, it is clear from his writings that he is a liar who most likely cheats on his taxes and shames his wife by calling her fat.
The scientific community preaches non stop about the safety of vaccinations, but they have yet to show the public one good thing that science has done in order for us to trust their word. I have searched for something constructive science has been responsible for on both my smart phone and laptop, I have emailed and skyped people I know from around the world, and heard nothing, even with my cochlear implant engaged and running. This is no coincidence, science cannot be trusted. If you are a parent reading this, stop and go play with your kids, but if you are a slightly indifferent parent, heed my warning; giving your child a vaccination against anything other than sin, is a mistake that may not only cost you the life of the kid you like, but the life of the one you wish you hadn't adopted.