First of all let me clear up the "why." There are several well known names in the atheist community who travel the world spreading lies about the Bible, they also speak about the evils of Islam which I'm okay with, but the stuff they say about Jesus is very rude and unnecessary. The head of these Infidels is known as Richard Dawkins, who I will from here on in refer to as "Dick-Dawk", mostly because I like the way Dick-Dawk sounds. I believe Dick-Dawk to be the mastermind behind the Neil deGrasse Tyson hologram, which was created so Dick-Dawk and his cronies could stay at home torturing baby animals in jolly old England while their holographic minion travels the world spreading lies about God and pushing people into traffic.
Your making so much sense, tell us more.
The most diabolical aspect of the Neil deGrasse hologram is the immense attention to detail that has gone into its creation. Books have been written under the pseudonym of Tyson, lectures have been given, televisions shows created, podcasts recorded, even a phony marriage arranged to Alice Young, who seems to be completely unaware her spouse is a three-dimensional image.
One of the many reasons I am convinced of this is the fact that every time I send him an email about how I think he is no more then an illusion created to deceive the public, I never receive a response in return. I have sent them to his personal email and also the place he supposedly works, without success, which tells me either he is real and thinks I'm crazy, or there is no one around to answer them except a bunch of flashing lights. I believe the latter to make more sense.
I even went so far as to track down where he lived and hide in his garbage can in an attempt to prove my theory, turns out it's very difficult to prove the non-existence of someone, and even more difficult to fit in a garbage can.
I also found it very convenient that as soon as I broke into his home to see if there were actually underwear in his drawer, the police arrived and shot me with a rubber bullet. They wouldn't even listen to me when I attempted to explain what I was doing there, or seem to care, which tells me Dick-Dawk had some how paid off all the police in New York state with money he raised from killing peoples dreams.
Two months ago I bought a ticket to one of Mr. Holograms public speaking engagements so that I could throw a potato at him while he was on stage. The potato would of course, go right through him and all the people in attendance would be able to witness what I already know.
As a piece of advice, never try to disguise a potato by painting it up to look like a hand grenade, apparently security is looking for stuff like that.
I never did get to toss my potato, but while in jail I did meet an older gentleman who believed every word I said about Neil and agreed to help me on my quest to unmask this deception as long as I agreed to help him kidnap the president of France, which I thought was a fair exchange.
I've had several people tell me they've met Neil deGrasse Nonsense and shaken his hand or placed their arm around him, these people are almost always of the atheistic persuasion which makes everything that leaks from their pagan mouths difficult to believe.
These same people call me simple-minded, or obtuse, they tell me I should get a job and move out of my parents basement, which I would if I had a job, Duh. They shake their heads and turn their backs, but none of this dissuades me from my search for the truth, because when it comes down to it, that's all I'm about, finding the truth wherever it may lead me.
So why this preoccupation with Neil deFake Tyson, you may ask. If I were to be honest I would say its because of jealousy, but I'm not very honest, so I'm going to say it's because Mr. Pluto's Not A Planet Anymore, seems a little too smart for his own good. How can someone just rattle off the name of all the planets, in order, without the help of the internet, or at the very least one of those thing with the words in it they keep at the library? Does it really make sense that a human brain is able to hold all that information, or is it more likely that a team of engineers are behind the scenes feeding statistics and facts into a computer which then relays the data to a hologram of a jolly cosmologist? I think the answer here is obvious.