Ever since I was a young girl I've wondered about the differences between Western and Eastern Astrology. My grandpa, who only follows the Western tradition, tells me the predictions of Eastern (Chinese) astrology are about as useful as a Q-tip made of pine cones. My grandma says he only thinks this because he spends too much time near the open paint cans in the garage, and that Chinese astrology is the real way to go.
Frankly, I wouldn't trust either one of them to wipe their own butt properly, let alone take advice from them. So I need your help with two confusing questions; 1) Which of the two competing astrological calendars is the most accurate? And 2) does the law still consider it murder if you kill someone really old and super annoying?